SCRIBS AVATAR AU MEME

[veryroundbird]

yeah I basically just copypasta'd this


Earth, Fire, Air, Water.

Welcome to the World of Avatar, which your characters is now in — whether AU, or dragged through the magic of time and space. Is your character from any of the four nations? Are they a bender, or not? Are they an able chi-blocking artist, or do they sell cabbages out in the streets of the Fire Nation, Ba Sing Se, or even in the South Pole? Do they have to ride the large naval ships of the Fire Nation to get across, or do they have access via beautiful steampunk-inspired ships...?

It's your story.

▶ ERA
1. BSC — Anytime before Avatar Aang was born. Have you met Chin the Conqueror, or Fire Lord Sozin?
2. ASC — Avatar Aang's era. There's no such thing as Air Nomads anymore.
3. ASC, 70 years later — Avatar Korra's era. We're on the road to Republic City!

▶ SCENARIO SUGGESTIONS
1. Welcome, Avatar — You are the Avatar. Enjoy learning all four kinds of bending! And, perhaps, the secret fifth one.
2. Cactus Juice — Thirsty in the Si Wong Desert, or wherever you happen to be? Not a problem, open up a cactus and enjoy the juice, or buy it from the establishment nearby. It's trippy.
3. Fight Fight Fight! — You're challenged to a duel, or an Agni Kai — save your honor! Or disrupt it, whatever sets you on fire.
4. Pro-bending — We hope you know the rules. If you're the Avatar, please stick to one element or you're disqualified. Don't you want to win?
5. Chi-blocked — Suddenly, your bending abilities were taken away! Or were you the one that blocked their skills?
6. There is no war in Ba Sing Se — Get ready to escape Lake Laogai, if you can, or are you there to save someone?
7. Underground Library — The Knowledge Spirit has allowed you to read.
8. I'm ready, Sifu — Are you a bender, a humble fighter, or a beginner? Either way, your training starts now! Impress your masters, have fun with your classmates.
9. Is that a Polar bear-dog? — One animal plus one animal makes a crazy combination! Ready to ride a sky bison, or are you ready to run from a pack of armadillo lions?
10. The Cave of Two Lovers — Were you bothered by a band of hippies, and ended up here? Good luck finding your way out. Maybe the riddle they told you would be useful right now. ("Love is brightest in the dark.")
11. Cart riding in Omashu — Using the delivery system as your personal slide. Don't crash into too many houses, now.
12. Kyoshi Island — Want to ride the large Elephant Koi, or the Unagi? Or are you exploring, or a protector of the Island?
13. Wildcard — Lost in a swamp, losing yourself in the Avatar state, or did you drink the wrong tea? The choice is yours!

Comments

[cachinnate]

[WOW RUDE!!!  Unfortunately this is a big fucking house and he wasn't really expecting anyone today so that broken door?  Just opens onto a big empty foyer and a quite startled servant just trying to carry some clean towels to the next room gosh Maj gooosh]

[The servant stares for a good long moment here before bowing quickly and scurrying off to go find the asshole in question.  Please try not to wreck all his furniture while you're alone, dear]

[gtfomylawn]

[Maj gives no fucks man and truthfully if the servant had stuck around Maj would have demanded they go get the Baron anyway. He's just...waiting there all huffy and barefoot and okay so maybe one chair ended up getting kicked over in his impatience.]

[cachinnate]

[Well the chair is the first place his eye goes when he eventually enters the room.  The chair and then the door, and his smile thins out rather a lot.  Clearly he was in the middle of something because he's dressed far less formally then usual and there's a food stained cloth hung over his arm...]

You called, darling?

I CAN JOURNAL I SWEAR

[gtfomylawn]

[Maj may have cared a little more at any other time, but right now he's too busy flipping his shit and inwardly flailing to give a damn.

Accusatory finger point!]

Give me back my kid's honour!

lsjdjsjs didn't even notice too busy laughing at Maj

[cachinnate]

[...]

[What...]

[....................]

[No but w h a t]

What.

Maj's life is suffering

[gtfomylawn]

You heard me! He's ruined for marriage now...!

this is incredibly accurate yes

[cachinnate]

[........eyebrow... raising?????  Wow you've actually managed to offend him congratulations]

Boy, you ought to think very hard about what you're accusing me of before you continue.

[gtfomylawn]

My dumb kid kissed your dumb grandkid and -- I -- goddamnit!

[Throwing his arms in the air in frustration!!! Baron it's pretty obvious Maj is being a failure again.]

[cachinnate]

[Oh well at least that's familiar...  Still, now he's just confused!  Purses his lips, fussing with the cloth on his arm for a moment...  And then he just shakes his head??]

Have you picked up another kid I wasn't aware of?  [Cause.... KAPRAO??  KISSED SOMEONE??????]

[gtfomylawn]

Like I'd mess up another kid's life -- you know who I mean, damn it!

[cachinnate]

[...heh. Ponders this a moment longer and then... just... smirks]

Yes. Permission granted.

[gtfomylawn]

I -- what?

[cachinnate]

Permission granted. [...]

That's what you're here for right? To get Kaprao the right to continue? It was terribly rude of him to progress without asking, you know.

[..........whether this is something he made up to make fun of Maj or if it's a legitimate class misunderstanding will probably remain a mystery forever]

[gtfomylawn]

I -- no damn it I'm here to complain -- fuck!

[He's just flipping metaphorical tables now.]

[cachinnate]

Oh! [CACKLES]

Do you think tea would be good for this complaint, or should we skip it. [LKSDJFLKAJF HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK I'M SORRY MAJ. Too amused at the thought of Kappy somehow making the first move on his awkward, traumatized grandson]

[gtfomylawn]

Fuck you!

[Too busy flailing and panicking over here, don't mind him.]

[cachinnate]

No no, not today, dear. We're talking about the kids right now. [...cackling forever]

[gtfomylawn]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[And another chair just got. Sent flying into the air and falling over whoops.]

[cachinnate]

[...watches the chair fly. Linefaces at Maj a little bit]

Calm down, precious. Why are you panicking about this?

[gtfomylawn]

What the fuck am I supposed to do?!

[Despite sounding pissed off, he looks more...worried and upset than anything else.]

[cachinnate]

[...aww look at this cutie]

About what? Your boy will figure it out.

[gtfomylawn]

[FACEINHANDS...]

You think? I just...

["Want to actually be a half-decent parent for once."]

[cachinnate]

[WOW HE... FEELS BAD FOR THIS GUY??? Huh... Sighs softly and wanders over to a little bell, ringing it for one of the servants]

I do think, my dear. They're young. They'll make mistakes, and then they'll learn. That's life.

[gtfomylawn]

[...Well Maj has actually calmed down, holy shit.]

...

[cachinnate]

[...wow, he's amazed that worked. The servant shows up and he asks for some tea things before going over, righting his chairs and offering one to Maj]

It's okay, precious. It's always scary the first time.