_{[It's cute how off kilter he is about this.]}

Witnesses won't be an issue, naturally, I've just yet to decide on a method. It's like picking colour palettes on a custom, one of a kind outfit: you've just got an infinite number of possibilities, but only one shot to land the perfect one. It's a lot to decide.

But at least you can't say that you've never been kissed, non?
[Her voice dips fully into a French accent by the end, and entirely too amused at that.]