ladiesnight | SCRIBS RELATIONSHIP MEME

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

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Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene or just picking one that seems appropriate

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

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_{[It's cute how off kilter he is about this.]}

Witnesses won't be an issue, naturally, I've just yet to decide on a method. It's like picking colour palettes on a custom, one of a kind outfit: you've just got an infinite number of possibilities, but only one shot to land the perfect one. It's a lot to decide.

But at least you can't say that you've never been kissed, non?
[Her voice dips fully into a French accent by the end, and entirely too amused at that.]

You do have a point.

[ He laughs, and can't help but be glad that things seem to already be back to normal. ]

So, uh, how would you kill me?

[ So he's changing the subject just to be safe. ]

_{[The fact that they're more comfortable talking about hypothetical murder than feelings would probably garner a raised eyebrow from most people.

They aren't most people.]}

Poison. It's not nearly as messy as other options, which makes for a cleaner workspace.

[ Donovan gives her an evil little smirk as he shakes his head. ]

That would require you to not only find poison but also to get it into my body. Quite the difficult task...

[ He sighs, the smirk melting into a victorious little smile. ]

...unless your lips were laced with poison. They aren't, right?

You say this like it would be difficult. There are a lot of common things around that are a lot more poisonous than people realize.

And then there's the internet.

That. _{[She clicks her tongue, and breaks into a lighthearted smile that's at odds with the mischievous gleam in her eyes.]} Would be kissing and telling.

[ As Faye continued her cagey, slightly terrifying enthusiasm over murder, Donovan could only laugh as she said "kissing and telling". She really was quite clever. ]

I wouldn't doubt that for a moment. After all, cooking something in a dumb way can kill you. And the internet has enough weird shit on it. If you were going to use the internet, I'd expect a more extravagant death.

[ He laughs again, clearly enjoying things. ]

You won't find a poison that will make my eyes pop out of my head while I breathe fire or anything.

[ And yet, he wouldn't be surprised if she could find worse... ]

_{[Hey, he started it. Don't dish it if you can't take it.

A small smile plays at her lips. ]}

You say that like you're certain.

_{[She's just making an observation, here. :3c]}

[ His eyes widen a bit at her response. Goodness, she could be terrifying. ]

It just seems like a bit much for one poison, you know?

[ And then he shudders as another realization hits him. ]

You seem like you know what you're talking about! You haven't, like... poisoned people before, have you?

_{[He just makes it too easy not to troll him. If it's not a crime to exercise self-restraint, it ought to be.]}

Oh, you'd be surprised at what modern science is capable of, these days.

_{[She sighs in deep exasperattion and rolls her eyes dramatically.]}

Donovan, please, I always know what I'm talking about.

_{[Which doesn't actually answer his question. :3c]}

[ She always knows what she's talking about. ]

And that's terrifying, Faye. But it's terrifying in a... kind of good way?

[ What is he even saying. ]

_{[What, indeed?]}

The prospect that I may or may not have poisoned someone. That's terrifying in a good way.

_{[Her voice is a deadpan, but the corner of her mouth curls up in a wry grin.]}

No, the fact that you always know what you're talking about.

[ He laughs, trying to break the mood. He probably fails. ]

But if you've poisoned someone before, I guess that could be pretty cool.

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there is something wrong with these two. i love it. :3c

they are the best kind of wrong

ayep

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how did this thread get here

I still don't know

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