ladiesnight | SCRIBS RELATIONSHIP MEME

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

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Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene or just picking one that seems appropriate

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

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....um. So. Right.

[Welp.

That sure is a bucket.]

...am I supposed to...do...anything?

[ Eighis is trying to hard to keep his cool. He's kind of failing. If he had his hood, it'd be up and he'd be pulling it down around his horns and over his eyes so hard. ]

I... I-I'm n-n-not r-really sure. I-I-I'm n-not sure h-how th-th-this is supposed t-to... supposed to work... w-w-with a human.

Th-that, um. that makes two of us...

[...seriously, it's a bucket.

What do you even do with a bucket?]

H...How do, um. How do trolls....do...it?

[ So then Eighis explains, and his explanation sounds like it was memorized from a textbook. Which it probably was. That's probably the only reason why he's keeping so calm during the explanation. That cool is lost again once he finishes. ]

....Eighis....we have, um. We have a slight problem.

[Also, wow, what the fuck even is troll biology?]

W-we do? [ Eighis could probably say the same about human biology, if he knew a thing about it. ]

Um. Yes. You see. Humans are...kind of liiiike...p-puzzles. Males have...half of the, um, the stuff, and girls have the rest. And carry the...the grubs. So, uh...guys are the only ones who produce a notable amount of...'genetic material'. Usually.

I think.

I-I see. Th-that does explain some things. Either way, I'm no longer so sure if, um... this will work. Perhaps I should have read up on human biology before suggesting this.

Um, well, you...you kind of have an...almost equivalent p...part. We could...try? But, but...

I don't know if it would be...like you were expecting. I mean...the...the bucket would be half-empty.

Well. I... I suppose w-we could. F-for the sake of science.

[She takes his hand, lacing their fingers together and smiling shyly.]

Juuuust for the sake of science?

[ And just when we all thought that his face couldn't get any more yellow. But he definitely can't help but smile a little. ]

D-definitely not just for the sake of science.

Good.

[And for that, he gets a long, sweet kiss.]

[ Being kissed by her still does funny things to Eighis' head. It's never not going to do funny things to Eighis' head. That does not stop him from enjoying every minute of it. It certainly doesn't stop him from kissing Chrysi back. ]

[Even after all the time they've spent together, Chrysi still finds him amazing, in all aspects. Her fingers lace in his hair, rubbing lazily around the bases of his horns.]

[u/\/\. +u/\/\+! +u/\/\/\/\/\/\+!!!

Or at least that's what he'd be typing if this was over trollian and not...in person. After what happened last night.

He's just kind of not even managing to do anything but be incredibly awkward right now instead.]

er.... Yeah... [ fidget fidget fidget ] Let's... not tell anyone about this, okay?

[Komesh nods very hard in return.

And then just stands there, completely purple, for at least five minutes.

Then he finally signs, shyly, "What-- I mean. It was nice! I just-- What?"]

[ If it helps, Eighis is looking very yellow. ]

Yeah. I'm not sure what I was thinking either.

[There is probably some emotional feedback looping going on for Komesh right now. He's mortified, confused, but the memories are...vivid.

He takes one step forward, steps back and then just stumbles over words that end up gibberish.]

[ Eighis' head starts clearing up enough to remember that oh, hey, Komesh has that empathy thing. So he puts his Shield up. ]

Does that help?

[Oh. Oh, that's much less overwhelming. He nods again, and though the blush doesn't fade, he looks steadier.

He ends up ducking his head in embarrassment but there's a bit of a smile. "Thank you. Just. Um. What now?"]

I clean up and we don't speak of this again. Beyond that, I'm not sure. I, um, h-haven't exactly... done this before.

[He nods, but a little reluctantly. He's a lonely boy and well, has fuck all experience with dealing with feelings. Of which there are plenty right now.

"Okay. I guess you would know. I haven't...done this either."]

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