ladiesnight | SCRIBS RELATIONSHIP MEME

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

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Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene or just picking one that seems appropriate

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Of course.
Is everything okay?

....
Um.
I will answer that in a few minutes. After our talk.

Will I want to kill someone after this talk?
I just want to know if I should get a sword or two ready.

I really, REALLY hope not.
Like, that would be...
...the absolute worst possible outcome.
I realllllly hope live steel is not necessary.

If you say so.
Uh... what's up?

Okay.
So.
We've...known each other for a long time, right?
And we know each other pretty well.
And I'd say we get along well too, right?

Yeah, I'd say so.
You're always willing to talk to me no matter how horrible I'm being.
And I'm always here whenever you need anything.
Why?

I like you.

Yeah, I think you're pretty cool too.

...

Wait. Do you mean THAT kind of like?

I mean the kind of like that includes kissing and dating.

Oh.
...Oh.
I.
Uh.
What?
How?
WHY?

Um.
It

It was sort of a gradual thing.
Does it...
...bother you?

No, not at all!
I just... don't get why it happened!
I mean, I'm a complete asshole. I'm rude and I treat everyone like shit.
I've probably made you cry a few times.
And not in a good way.
I'm just having trouble seeing what makes me worth those feelings.
You know what I mean?

Well, okay, some of that is true.
But you always look out for me, too!
And...you care, you know?
I don't think you would waste so much time warning me if you didn't.
It's not like you're scum or anything.
And you're definitely worth those feelings!

Yeah, I care about you and I look out for you.
But that doesn't mean that the princess is supposed to fall for her guardian demon!

I mean, I'm flattered, but...
I just feel like I'd fuck it up left and right.
And then you wouldn't want anything to do with me.
And your innocence wouldn't be shattered by the real world, it'd be destroyed by ME.
And I dont know if i could handle that

goddammit i just feel like im whining at you

Donovan.
Here's the thing; it's a misconception of yours that's linhered for a while, for some reason:
I am NOT a princess.

...and I've done quite a bit of growing up, outside of our pesterlogs. More than I've really shared.
If my 'innocence' can survive four years of highschool with...
...well, with a bunch of entitled, snooty douchebags trying to feel alive through sex and drugs instead of learning how to do their families proud...
I think you'll be fine.

whoa whoa whoa wait
are you trying to say that you've been involved with "snooty douchebags trying to feel alive through sex and drugs"?
Because if that's the case, I might want to sharpen my sword.
And then beat people with it.
Not CUT them, just smack them.
A lot.
They'd deserve it.

Well, not INVOLVED involved.
Just...
Sort of acquainted?
I mean, we've been at the same schools since pre-K.
I mean, it's not like...
...like I took any of them up on any of their offers.
But.
Yeah.
Offers have been made over the years.
So...
I'm not ignorant, you know?

Okay, so you haven't taken them up on any of their offers.
Good.
They seem kind of
shady. And stuff.
But okay. You're about as mentally innocent as any teenager.
I can accept that.

...I feel like I'm being such an ass about this.
I'm completely okay with all this, it just
completely caught me off guard.

I've known them since we could toddle.
They're not...
...
...okay, they're kiiiiind of shady, but they respect my polite but firm refusals!
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SORRY.
sorry!
I kind of...dropped my phone. For a second.
But, did you just say you were okay with this?

Is your phone okay?
No scratches or anything?
Uh, yeah I said I'm okay with this?
I know for sure I'll fuck things up a few times.
But I can't just say no.

SCRIBS RELATIONSHIP MEME

oh jeez

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and then he's kind of got his composure back or something?

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