SCRIBS RELATIONSHIP MEME

[veryroundbird]

☁ THE RELATIONSHIP MEME

SHAMELESSLY GANKED FROM bakerstreet

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene or just picking one that seems appropriate

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

Comments

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[polygraphing]

what
why kant you juzt tel me right now
do i gota get up and go zomewhere

[notyouraigis]

|t'd prob^bly be better |f | told you |n person.
th^t's ^ll.

[polygraphing]

man
fine ok
what a pain
where do you wana meet and ztuf

[notyouraigis]

<^n you get to low^w?
or would lon^d be better?

[polygraphing]

wel im near the gate on lonad that leads to lowaw right now
zo ill juzt hop on through and we kan meet at your hive
put zomething zoft to land on under the gate ok
i dont wana break my azz

[notyouraigis]

^ll r|ght.
|'ll be w^|t|ng by the g^te.

[ And when she arrives, there will be a pile of coats for her to land on. ]

[polygraphing]

ok zo zee you zoon i guez

laxPolygraph [LP] has ceased trolling immobileMentality [IM]

[ she then starts trudging through the consort village she'd been chilling in to the other side where the gate is. when she reaches it, she pauses briefly and hesitates, before jumping in. ok she falls more than jumps but whatever, details! she lands in the pile of coats in the exact opposite of grace ]

Oof!

[notyouraigis]

[ Eighis is waiting for her, as promised, all fidgeting and tugging at the sleeves of the coat he's wearing and generally looking nervous. ]

H-hey.

[polygraphing]

[ she doesn't get up from the pile just yet, just kinda blows some of her hair out from in front of her face and pulls one of her shoes that had nearly fallen off back on while she looks up at him

Hey to you too. What the hell happened, you look like someone just told you the drones are coming. Or, y'know, something else scary that can still actually happen to us now or whatever. [ shrug ]

[notyouraigis]

I-it's nothing so bad as that. I hope. [ but he's not looking any less nervous. ]

[polygraphing]

[ quirks an eyebrow and gets up now, dusting herself off and adjusting her hoodie as she does so ]

Well then what's the problem? Didja lose one of your nerdy books or something, hahahaha. [ pauses, frowns ] No, but seriously, what's got you all upset and shit?

[notyouraigis]

I-I'm not upset... e-exactly... I-it's just... I-I m-mean, I think I might be... I think I might be pale for you. pleasedon'thateme.

[polygraphing]

[ what. no way. she must not have heard right oh my god oh my god oh my god ]

..... What?

[notyouraigis]

I... I think I'm pale for you.

[polygraphing]

[ she sits back down on the pile. hard. actually it looks more like her legs just sort of gave out from under her ]

Oh.

Oh shit.

[notyouraigis]

Please don't be upset.

[polygraphing]

[ curling up now, hands clutching at her hair ]

I- I can't, I mean, you, how, I, I, I can't, but, aaaaahhhhh!

[ yeah she might be panic crying now ]

[notyouraigis]

[ He feels like he should say or do something. But he also gets the feeling that that would only make it worse. ]

I-it's fine. Maybe the feelings will go away eventually.

[ He's had those pale feelings for sweeps. ]

[polygraphing]

[ her head snaps up to look at him. she looks almost terrified ]

No! No, no, Eighis, its not like that, but. But. I just. I don't. I don't know h-how!

[ it's like a dam inside her has just broken and she's never had to swim before ]

[notyouraigis]

[ Eighis is going to go sit next to her on the pile. Because standing while she was sitting was starting to get awkward. ]

er... Well... Technically, I don't know how either.

[polygraphing]

No, you do, you do, you know you're pale, you can even say it! I can't........ if I think too much about this, I just, I can't........

[ this is starting to get to be too much to handle, she curls up again, burying her face in her knees ]

[notyouraigis]

I'm not sure I understand.

But it took me half a sweep to figure out I was pale for you. And then another sweep and a half just to work up the courage to say it.

[polygraphing]

I just. I. Ugh!!! [ she scratches at her head in frustration ]

I can't feel pale for anyone, okay? Not pale or flushed or red or black or anything! Even being friends is no good! I can't do it, because that means I care, and I can't!

[ she flops back into the pile and covers her face with her hands ]

[notyouraigis]

[ For a long time, Eighis is silent. What is he supposed to even say? She just admitted that she doesn't reciprocate his feelings. Hell, she just admitted that she doesn't care about him (or anyone else) at all. ]

...I... I see...

[ 'Stupid, stupid, stupid, this was the worst idea, how could I have been so stupid' ]

[polygraphing]

[ oh god that tone in his voice oh god oh god oh god ]

Aaaah, wait, no, don't be sad, I can't handle that! If you're sad, that means you care, and then I...... [ she groans again and flails before looking at him almost desperately ]

Why are you pale for me, anyway?! I've always been a jerk to you! Always calling you names and shit, I just, why? Why would you care about me?? [ her eyes might be starting to tear up a bit ]